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Just for Laughs


"He look just like his self. "

"She looks like she just sleeping."

"He didn’t look nothing like his self. "

"Why did he get so dark "

"He looks better dead "

"O-O-o she look swollen "

"O-O-o they had the make up on her "

"How was the funeral"

"If you go to the funeral bring me back an obituary "

"Y’all ain’t got no more obituaries "

"I’m not gonna make it to the funeral- but can I have an obituary"

"I hope the preacher don’t preach long "

"They put him away real nice "

"Boy did they have the flowers "

"That girl know she sung that song"

"The choir really sung "

"That preacher was just too long "

"I wonder where the repass gonna be "

"I heard they didn’t have any insurance "

"I heard that they were straight "

"Somebody is about to be paid "

"Why they having it there- that church ain’t big enough "

"I don’t know why they won’t have it at the funeral home because he ain’t never been to no church. "

"Those are some nice cars "

"I don’t know why they drove that old raggedy hearse. "

"They need some new cars "

"I wonder who got the body "

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